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Extremely Quiet 安靜過頭
 
A  cop pulls a drunk motorist over and asks, "Where have you been?"
"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, "that your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
 
一名警察攔下一名酒醉駕駛人，問說：“你剛才在做什麼？”
醉漢口齒不清的回答：“上酒吧。”
警察說：“你好像喝了不少。”
醉漢笑著說：“我沒問題。”
警察又說：“你知道你太太摔到車外嗎？”
醉漢如释重負的說：“謝天謝地，我剛才還以為我變聾子了。”


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