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Extremely Quiet 安靜過頭
A cop pulls a drunk motorist over and asks, "Where have you been?"
"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, "that your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
一名警察攔下一名酒醉駕駛人,問說:“你剛才在做什麼?”
醉漢口齒不清的回答:“上酒吧。”
警察說:“你好像喝了不少。”
醉漢笑著說:“我沒問題。”
警察又說:“你知道你太太摔到車外嗎?”
醉漢如释重負的說:“謝天謝地,我剛才還以為我變聾子了。”
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