How to tell the sex of a fly
你如何分辨蒼蠅的性別?

                                        

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking with a fly swat. 
太太在廚房中看到先生拿著蒼蠅拍。
"What are you doing?" She asked.
“你在幹嗎?”
"Hunting Flies" he replied.
“打蒼蠅”
"Oh!    Kill any?" She asked.
“有打到了嗎?”
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. 
“打到三隻公的,兩隻母的”

Intrigued, she asked. 
"How can you tell them apart?"
 
“你如何區分公的母的?”
He responded...
 "3 were on a beer can…
三隻在啤酒罐上
the other 2 were on the phone”.
其他兩隻在電話上


                                                                                




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