A Chinese goes to a Jew to buy black bras size 38.
The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. 
Therefore he has to charge $50.! 00 for them.
猶太人以擅於經商聞名 說黑色胸罩很少 很難找 所以一個要美金50
Chinese buys 25 pairs.

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.

The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
猶太人說這更難 一件要60美金

Chinese returns a month later and buys the Jew’s remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
一個月後 中國人又回來買50 這次一件要75美金

The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black bras and asks the
Chinese, please tell me:
What do you do with all these black bras?
猶太人疑惑為何有這麼大黑色胸罩的需求 就問中國人 你是怎麼處理這些黑色胸罩?

Chinese answers: ‘I cut them in half and sell the halves as skull caps to the Jews for $200.00 each.
中國人回答說我把它剪成一半 作成猶太人帶的小帽子 一個200美金賣給猶太人

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