: 躺著不睡坐著睡                                                                                                                                        
 
: 欲哭無淚笑有淚                                                                                                                                        
 
: 舊事不忘新事忘                                                                                                                                        
 
: 該硬不硬嘴巴硬                                                                                                                                        
 
朋友們請保重,有健康晚年才有好日子,明天會更老。                           
                                                                       
 
有首歌唱的是明天會更好,為了是給人信心與鼓勵, 其實現實生活裡明天會不會更好不知道, 但明天會更老是確定的。                                              
                                                                             
 
歲月要走過,才知道它的凌厲, 到了某個年紀不得不承認地心引力的厲害,器官樣樣俱在, 只是都下垂,所謂的:「萬般皆下垂,唯有血壓高。」 有人因此特別忌諱說老,連「我先走一步」也不能說。                                            
                                                                         
 
中年後的身體起了很大的變化,蘋果變成梨子型,坐著打瞌睡, 躺著睡不著。想記的記不起來, 想忘的忘不掉。更糟的是哭的時候沒眼淚,笑的時候一直擦淚。          
                                                                 
 
皮膚不長 Pimple(粉刺)開始 Wrinkle(皺紋),酒窩變皺紋,皺紋變酒窩, 無意中發現本來以為額頭上的幾條紋路只是抬頭紋, 現在卻是不抬頭也有,還好這個時候有老花眼白內障, 也不怎麼看得清楚。                                           
                                                                             
 
記憶力明顯衰退,從一個房間走到另一個房間, 就是想不起到這兒來要做什麼?  
 
忘了剛剛說過的話,變得一再重複碎碎唸。 一位老先生甚至說他有一次竟然笑到一半忘記為何而笑。                                                                
                                                                             
 
聽力也不行了,一位做了二十幾年百貨公司銷售員的女士, 因為耳朵背,被換到抱怨部門去, 反正聽不到,隨您抱怨。 另一位女士說她坐公車,站在她前面的一個男孩一直跟她講話! ,她因為聽不到 就提醒對方不必講了,那男孩竟然說他只是在嚼口香 糖,沒有和她說話啊。                                                        
                                                                             
 
高科技不來電也是年歲漸長的特徵,家裡一停電, 所有的鐘都閃在十二點;有一位朋友要去歐洲玩, 女兒說:「媽,現在沒有人用傳統相機,這個數位相機您帶著, 只要按一按就可以了。」                                                     
 
媽媽沿途拍了五百張,回來往電腦裡一放,怎麼五百張都是鼻子? 原來媽媽把相機拿反了。                                                                        
                                                                             
 
少年夫妻老來伴,中年夫妻怎麼辦?                                          
 
有人形容食之無味,棄之可惜,彼此的壞習慣改不了, 有的夫妻是什麼項目都可以  
 
吵, 從來沒有妥協過,想想婚前是好有話說,婚後變成有話好說。 每個來到世間的生命,   像整存零付一樣,一點一滴地離去,剛剛才是意氣風發的少年, 一轉眼變成哀樂中年, 還有人要譏笑說這些人是:「知識退化,器官老化,思想僵化, 等待火化。」      
                                                                             
 
所以心裡建設靠自己,要人老心不老,皺紋長在臉上, 不長在心上。再想想許多人沒有老的權利,年紀輕輕的就歸道山, 生活態度也要調整,以前用健康換金錢,現在要用金錢換健康, 有所謂的人生三歷:少年爭取的是好學歷,中年成功與否看經歷, 年紀越來越大就要看病歷。                                                          
                                                                             
 
有好的健康才能說人生如倒吃甘蔗,好日子還在後頭。                           
                                                                             
 
人生七(,,) :                                                         
                                                                             
 
二十看智力                                                                  
                                                                             
 
三十看學歷                                                                  
                                                                             
 
四十看經歷                                                                  
                                                                             
 
五十看體力                                                                  
                                                                             
 
六十看財力                                                                  
                                                                             
 
七十看病歷                                                                  
                                                                             
 
八十看黃曆                                                                  
                                                                             
 
這就是人生~~~~                                                              
                                                                             
 
退休『奉』告--有人才有『俸』                                                
                                                                             
 
好好活,慢慢拖,一年還有一萬多;                                           
                                                                             
 
不要攀,不要比,不要自己氣自己;                                           
                                                                             
 
少吃鹽,多吃醋,少打麻將多散步;                                           
                                                                             
 
按時睡,按時起,打拳跳舞健身體;                                           
                                                                             
 
只要能吃飯,錢就不會斷;                                                    
                                                                             
 
不要嫌錢少,就怕走得早;                                                    
                                                                             
 
官再大錢再多,一樣都進高煙囪;                                             
                                                                             
 
一個中心:以健康為中心;                                                    
                                                                             
 
兩個基本點:糊塗點,瀟灑點;                                                
                                                                             
 
四個忘記:忘記年齡,忘記疾病;忘記恩怨,忘記過去。                         
                                                                             
 
修緣.........人生其實就是碰碰胡....                                         
                                                                             
 
碰對了方向,光彩一輩子;                                                    
                                                                             
 
碰對了環境,舒坦一輩子;                                                    
                                                                             
 
碰對了時運,順當一輩子;                                                    
                                                                             
 
碰對了愛好,充實一輩子;                                                    
                                                                             
 
碰對了愛人,幸福一輩子;                                                    
                                                                             
 
碰對了師長,收獲一輩子;                                                    
                                                                             
 
碰對了領導,寬鬆一輩子;                                                    
                                                                             
 
碰對了朋友,樂呵一輩子;                                                    
                                                                             
 
碰上了神仙,還有下輩子,願你全碰對!                                       
                                                                             
 
 


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