逍遙畫室 & 幸福的皂

阿公阿嬤的電話答錄機
Telephone answering machine

「喂！現在我們不能接電話，請在聽到「嗶」聲後留言......... "Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home, But please leave your message after you hear the beep......... 嗶... beeeeeppp ...   如果你是我的兒子們，先按1，再依照你打電話的目的，選擇1到8； If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 8:   假如你是要我們去陪孫子，按1； If you need us to stay with the children, press 1 如果你是要跟我們借車，按2； If you want to borrow the car, press 2 如果你是要我們幫你洗衣服、燙衣服，按3： If you want us to wash your clothes and do the ironing, press 3 若是你要送孫子到我們這裡過夜，按4； If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 4 假若你是要我們到學校接孩子，按5； If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 5 如果你想禮拜天來吃飯、或是做一頓飯然後快遞到你家，按6； If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home,press 6 假如你現在要過來吃飯，按7； If you want to come to eat here, press 7 若是你需要錢，按8 If you need money, press 8 如果你是要邀請我們出去吃飯、或是去看戲，直接說話…… If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater start talking,   我們正在聽!!!!!!!!!!」 we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"