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（一）Sexual Orientation
A guy sits down at the bar and orders 5 shots of tequila and downs them straight.
The bartender asks, "Did you have a long day?"
The man replies that he just found out that his brother was gay and leaves.
The next day the same guy comes in and orders 10 shots. "I just found out my
son is gay too." he says.
The third night the man comes in and orders 25 shots. Stunned, the bartender asks,
"Doesn't anyone in your family likes women?"
The man replies, "Well, my wife does!"
（一）性傾向
一名男子在吧台坐下來，叫了五杯龍舌蘭酒，一口氣灌下肚。
酒保問：“今天運氣很背？”
男子回答，他剛發現自己哥哥是同性戀，說完離開酒吧。
男子第二天又出現，叫了拾杯酒，他說：“我剛知道兒子也是同志。 ”
第三天，男子進到酒吧，叫了二十五杯酒。酒保驚訝不已，問說：
“你家裡沒有人喜歡女人嗎？”
男子回答：“我老婆喜歡。”
（二）I Think
Defendant: "May I address the court?"
Judge: "If I called you a son of a bitch, what would you do?"
Judge: "I'd hold you in contempt."
Defendant:"What if I thought you were a son of a bitch?"
Judge:"I can't do anything about that. There's no law against thinking."
Defendant: "In that case, I think you're a son of a bitch."
（二）我覺得
被告：“我可以說話嗎？”
法官：“當然可以。”
被告：“如果我說你是王八蛋，你會怎麼罰我？”
法官：“我會判你藐視法庭。”
被告：“如果我認為你是王八蛋呢？”
法官：“我不能怎麼樣。法律沒禁止思考。”
被告：“這樣的話，我認為你是王八蛋。”
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A guy sits down at the bar and orders 5 shots of tequila and downs them straight.
The bartender asks, "Did you have a long day?"
The man replies that he just found out that his brother was gay and leaves.
The next day the same guy comes in and orders 10 shots. "I just found out my
son is gay too." he says.
The third night the man comes in and orders 25 shots. Stunned, the bartender asks,
"Doesn't anyone in your family likes women?"
The man replies, "Well, my wife does!"
（一）性傾向
一名男子在吧台坐下來，叫了五杯龍舌蘭酒，一口氣灌下肚。
酒保問：“今天運氣很背？”
男子回答，他剛發現自己哥哥是同性戀，說完離開酒吧。
男子第二天又出現，叫了拾杯酒，他說：“我剛知道兒子也是同志。 ”
第三天，男子進到酒吧，叫了二十五杯酒。酒保驚訝不已，問說：
“你家裡沒有人喜歡女人嗎？”
男子回答：“我老婆喜歡。”
（二）I Think
Defendant: "May I address the court?"
Judge: "If I called you a son of a bitch, what would you do?"
Judge: "I'd hold you in contempt."
Defendant:"What if I thought you were a son of a bitch?"
Judge:"I can't do anything about that. There's no law against thinking."
Defendant: "In that case, I think you're a son of a bitch."
（二）我覺得
被告：“我可以說話嗎？”
法官：“當然可以。”
被告：“如果我說你是王八蛋，你會怎麼罰我？”
法官：“我會判你藐視法庭。”
被告：“如果我認為你是王八蛋呢？”
法官：“我不能怎麼樣。法律沒禁止思考。”
被告：“這樣的話，我認為你是王八蛋。”
此文感謝 Nelson email 提供
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