(True Story) Don't mess with old people.George Phillips, an elderly man, from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.喬治·菲利普斯是一個住在寨湖--密西根州的老人,正要就寢的時候,他太太告訴他,她從臥室的窗戶看過去,當他離開花園的小屋時忘了關燈。喬治開了後門要去關燈,卻看見幾個人正在小屋裡偷東西。
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- Sep 20 Fri 2013 03:23
(真人真事)不要惹火老人?。Don't ignore elderly, true story.
- Aug 24 Sat 2013 09:27
媒體的力量
- Mar 17 Sun 2013 15:00
寬心一下
講授經濟學的老師正講到被保險人與受益人的關係問題, 為了更形像一點兒,他舉了個例子:
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“比如說我投了人身保險,有一天我不幸被車撞死了, 你們師母就可以獲得賠償金。她就是受益人,那麼我是什麼人?”
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- Feb 07 Thu 2013 12:25
生活 婚姻幽默
"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
如果有人搶了你的老婆,最好的報復就是讓他留著。
Lee Majors (美國電影明星 - 李.梅爾)
- Jan 31 Thu 2013 15:23
Prayer for Grandpa
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- Oct 30 Tue 2012 12:42
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牆上留言!
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每日一笑 讓細胞更活躍 !!
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- Jun 14 Thu 2012 11:22
快樂製造機!(最後一句, 最好笑!最經典!)
- Jun 10 Sun 2012 08:58
憂鬱症看了都會笑!!!...(jokes)